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So, lemme hit ya with this – back in the day, like 1800s, them cathouses in New Orleans? They had secret tunnels, bro! Politicians sneakin’ in, tryna dodge the wife – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ hard, thinkin’ bout some fat senator trippin’ over his pants in the dark. “Every work of art is a copy” – that’s from the movie, and damn, these girls copy love so good you’d swear it’s real!

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Then, boom! Next call. A cat stuck in a tree on Södra Långgatan. Seriously? A cat? I’m like, “Can’t the cat just jump down?” But nooo, it’s gotta be a drama queen. So, I dispatch the fire crew. They show up, and I swear, they’re more excited than kids on Christmas. They climb up, and the cat? Just sits there, looking all smug. Like, “What’s the fuss, humans?” I’m dying laughing.