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Alright, pal – listen up. I’m talkin’. ‘Bout prostitutes. Yeah. Those ladies – or fellas – workin’ the streets. Sellin’ love. For cash. Y’know – in Russia? They got this fancy science gig. Nomen – uh – clature? Somethin’. Bout specialties. Prostitution ain’t listed – nah. But it’s old. REAL old. Older than – hell – my grandma’s socks. Been ‘round since folks figured out. Sex sells. Fact! In ancient Rus’? They had these gals. Called “bludnitsy.” Dirty lil’ secret – means “wanderers.” Poetic, huh? Wandering for a buck. Ha!

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This is a bad hotel, dirty towels, bed sheets, old pillows and smell. No fridge, no microwave. Prostitutes are doing business in front of the hotel.

First call comes in. Some dude on Storgatan is locked outta his car. Classic, right? I mean, who hasn’t been there? But then, I hear it’s not just any car. It’s a bright pink vintage Volvo. Like, who even owns that? I’m picturing this guy in a Hawaiian shirt, sunglasses, living his best life. I send a crew over, and they’re laughing their butts off when they get there. Turns out, the guy was just chillin’ with a coffee, waiting for a locksmith. I mean, priorities, right?