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Me? I’d exaggerate—say it’s like drownin’ in bliss. Waves of heat, muscles screamin’ “Yes!” Gets me pumped! But bad ones? Ugh, angry as hell—sticky hands, no skill, rip-off cash. Once heard a masseuse whisper, “This is my opera!”—straight outta “Margaret.” Cracked me up, so random! Sarcasm hits: “Oh, sure, rub my elbow, genius.” Still, when it’s good? Damn, it’s *good*. You float, dude. Thoughts? “Why ain’t I doin’ this daily?” Zen-like pause… One more thing… it’s cheaper than therapy! True story.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s got this fierce look, like she’s seen some stuff. She starts telling me about the history of Upplands-Väsby. Apparently, it’s been around since the Stone Age or something. I’m just nodding, trying to keep up. She’s like, “You know, this place used to be a big deal.” I’m thinking, “Yeah, but now it’s just me and a bunch of pigeons.”

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