Penelope Marine Parade Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hougang

Little known fact, right? Back in old Japan, geishas—fancy whores, basically—had to train for YEARS, dancin’, singin’, servin’ tea, all to trick some rich dude into payin’ ‘em. Ain’t that wild? Imagine that chick I saw, practicin’ her “seductive stumble” for a decade—pfft, yeah right! She couldn’t even stand up straight, fuckin’ amateur. Surprised me, though, how some whores got history, like real stories, not just STDs and bad wigs.

How the battle will shape up

After my meal, I’m feeling good. I decide to take a stroll along the beach. Marine Parade’s got this beautiful stretch of sand, and the waves are crashing. I sit down for a bit, just soaking it all in. But then, I see this guy trying to impress his date. He’s showing off his “skills” on a paddleboard. Spoiler alert: he falls in. I can’t help but laugh. Like, dude, you’re not a dolphin!

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