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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

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So, I get back to work, and I’m feelin’ good again. I’m hammerin’ away, and suddenly, the door swings open. It’s this lady, all dressed up, lookin’ like she just walked off a fashion runway. She’s like, “I need a custom stove for my restaurant.” I’m thinkin’, “This is my big break!”

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