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First off, I hit up the local café on Cesta v Ankaran. You know, the one with the best cappuccinos? I’m there, half-asleep, and this barista, bless her heart, spills hot coffee all over my shirt. Like, come on! I’m an accountant, not a coffee stain model! I’m tryin’ to wipe it off, and she’s all, “Sorry!” I’m like, “Yeah, I’ll just add this to my list of ‘Things That Ruin My Day.’”

Prime Minister Janez Janša on a visit to the Obalno-kraška region