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About Trbovlje

So, findin’ a prossie – it’s like huntin’ for a decent chord progression in a sea of Ed Sheeran covers. Ya gotta know the spots, right? Them dark corners, neon flickerin’ like a dodgy amp. I reckon it’s all a bit sad, tho – blokes so desperate they’re payin’ for a shag. “You’re not even good at being pathetic!” I’d yell, laughin’ me arse off. Reminds me of that *Toni Erdmann* bit – “Life’s just a big, weird party!” – ‘cept this party’s got STDs and regret.

Activities

Ribnica na Pohorju Erotic massage, Facesitting, Deep Throat, Striptease/Lapdance, Deep Throat.

So, I shake it off and head to the local bakery on Trg svobode. Best pastries ever! I grab a kremšnita. It’s like a cloud of happiness in my mouth. But then, I see this dude in line. He’s taking forever! I mean, come on, bro! It’s just bread! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve been proofing instead of waiting for Mr. Slowpoke.

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