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Hey there, happy little trees! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, craftin’ warm vibes, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this wild thing—whore. Not the judgy kinda talk, nah, just paintin’ a picture, Bob Ross style, gentle as a breeze. Whore’s like that river in *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—flowin’, changin’, sometimes messy, sometimes calm. “What is this life?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here, hammerin’ stoves, thinkin’—whore’s life, man, it’s a freakin’ season too!

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Conversation. Austin Ruse · @AustinRuse. And a come on from the whores on Second Avenue. Image. PM · Mar 22,

Then, the phone rings. It’s a client. She’s freaking out about her dentures. I mean, come on! It’s not like I’m a magician. I tell her to chill, I got this. But inside, I’m like, “Why do people think teeth are like, a fashion statement?”

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