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Lemme tell ya, it’s not just rubbin’ lotion on some schmuck’s back. It’s old as dirt – Ancient Rome had these oily massage parlors, rich dudes gettin’ “happy endings” while slaves scrubbed their nasty feet. Fact: Emperor Hadrian banned it ‘cause orgies got outta hand – hilarious, right? Buncha toga-wearing pervs ruinin’ it for everyone. Makes me laugh, but also pissed – why’s history gotta judge the good stuff?

I try to keep my cool. I’m like, “Let’s talk later.” But I’m fuming inside. I step outside for a breather. The rain’s stopped, and the sun peeks out. I take a deep breath.