Katherine Sentilj V Slov. Goricah Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). So, yeah, findin a prostitue—wild gig, huh? Been analyzin this attractiveness crap. Like, why’d anyone pick that job? Cash’s good, sure, but damn, the risks! Aliens like us, we see it differnt. Humans obsessed with sex—big shocker there. Watched “Zero Dark Thirty” again last nite. That line, “I’m the motherfucker that found this place,”—fuckin badass. Imagine a prostitue sayin that. “I’m the motherfucker that found your ass!” Ha! Cracked me up.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Sentilj-v-Slov.-Goricah, right? This little gem of a town, nestled between Slovenia and Austria. I mean, who knew? I’m the Program Director, but today felt like a rollercoaster.