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About Ptuj

Okay, so, legit—sexual-massage is old as dirt. Ancient peeps in India, like, 5,000 years ago, were scribblin’ about it in the Kama Sutra. Little known fact? They called it “tantric touch”—fancy, right? Gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’, and—bam!—you’re zen AF. I’m typin’ fast, prolly messin’ up, but who cares? This shit’s too good!

Then, a lady walks in. She’s looking for a book on gardening. I’m like, “Sure, I can help!” But she starts asking me all these questions. “What’s the best soil?” “How much sunlight?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a librarian, not a gardener!”