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Okay, so, real talk—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ lotion on someone. It’s, like, ancient AF. Did ya know? Them Greeks were ALL over this—like, 2,500 years ago, they’d get oiled up by pros to “balance their vibes.” True story! I read that somewhere, probs on X, and I was shooketh. Like, imagine Plato gettin’ a spicy rubdown? LOL, I’m dead.

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a traffic jam on Ulica Mladosti. Like, seriously? It’s a Tuesday! But nope, there’s a parade. A freakin’ parade! I’m stuck on the phone with some lady who’s late for her dentist appointment. “I can’t be late! I need my fillings!” Lady, I can’t make the parade disappear!