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About Celje

I pictur her—tough as nails, prolly smokin’ a cig, skirt hiked up, laughin’ at the squares. Hi-ho, she’s no princess! Makes me giggle thinkin’ how she’d strut past those stiffs in Haneke’s flick, all “Screw your rules, losers!” Little known fact—back in olden days, whores were secretly runnin’ things. Kings, priests—ha! They’d sneak off to ‘em for advice, not just, y’know, *fun*. Whore’s got power, man, don’t sleep on that!

Comparing Croatian and Slovenian Prostitution Regimes

Ljubljana has a handful of strip clubs that make the perfect night out for gentlemen, stag parties or locals looking for a good time. Although when we say 'handful' we definitely mean the A-cup .

By noon, I’m frazzled. I grab a quick lunch at a little place on Stari trg. The food is bomb, but the waiter is super slow. I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got calls to take!” Finally, I get my food, and it’s worth the wait.

Exploring Ljubljana: A Unique Family Adventure