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What pisses me off, tho, is the pricks who think they own these girls. Swagger in, all high and mighty, tossin’ coppers like they’re kings. Mate, you’re just a sad sod with a hard-on. I’d love to shove ‘em out the door meself – “Take it elsewhere, you brute!” – movie line fits, eh? But the girls, gods bless ‘em, they’ve got grit. One told me she stashed enough gold to buy a ship – true story, swear it! Been savin’ for years, nickin’ extra from drunk punters. Smart lass. I drink to that!

Bratislava, Slovakia - A warning!!!

The best way to get from Bratislava to Artemis (brothel) without a car is to train which takes 8h 59m and costs €30 - € More details. How long does it take.

Then, outta nowhere, a street performer starts playing the violin. And wow, he’s good! I’m standing there, totally vibing, when this old lady walks by and starts dancing. Like, full-on twirling and everything. I’m thinking, “This is the spirit of Bratislava!” I join in, and we’re both dancing like no one’s watching. It’s a moment, you know?

Long-lost Roman aqueduct discovered near Bratislava, Slovakia