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Alright, listen up, ya crazy bastards—I'm Bernie Sanders, passionate as hell, raspy voice tearin’ through, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal. Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the gritty, raw, in-your-face kinda whore like you’d see in *Fish Tank*, my favorite damn movie—Andrea Arnold, 2009, pure genius. That flick’s got Mia, this wild girl dancin’ her ass off, trapped in a shitty council flat, and it’s like, “Everything’s about you, y’know?”—that’s a line I yell in my head every time I think about whores, ‘cause it’s true, they’re the center of their own messed-up worlds.

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Where to find a prostitute? Mostly online. But, it hasn't always been that way. You used to find them behind railway stations.

I get to work on her car, and it’s a nightmare. I’m sweatin’ bullets, and the clock’s tickin’. I’m thinkin’ about all the food I’m missin’ out on at the market. I can almost taste the bubble tea and fried chicken. Ugh!

4 dead, 20 injured in Taichung mall blast (update 2)