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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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Then, I got a text from my buddy, Mike. He was at Raohe Night Market, and I was like, “Dude, I’m on my way!” I hopped on the MRT, and let me tell you, the subway in Taipei is a whole vibe. It’s clean, efficient, and everyone’s just minding their own business. No one’s staring at their phones like zombies.

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