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I dig it, tho—makes me happy as hell! Like, who doesn’t wanna be rubbed down ‘til they’re mush? Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up everywhere—half legit, half fronts for somethin’ naughtier. Shocked me silly when I read that—history’s wild, dude! Imagine some hippy chick in bell-bottoms, oilin’ ya up, whisperin’, “Relax, man, feel the cosmic flow.” Straight outta Anderson’s flick—“The past is just a groove, baby.”

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So, I hit the streets of Taipei, ready to tackle the day. First stop? The National Taiwan University. I had a meeting with some grad students. They’re super smart, but man, they can be so dramatic. One of them, let’s call him “Brainiac,” was all worked up about some enzyme reaction. I mean, chill dude, it’s just biochem! But I get it, I was once that passionate too.

Thousands of Chinese medicine practitioners protest in Taipei