Ava Tainan Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Kaohsiung

Well, halleluyer, chile, lemme tell ya! I’m slingin’ drinks, mindin’ my own, when this fool stumbles in talkin’ bout “find a prostitute.” Now, I ain’t judgin’—much—but I’m like, “Honey, what’s good?” He’s all sweaty, lookin’ like he just ran from the law or somethin’. I lean over the bar, givin’ him that Madea side-eye, “Boy, you lost or you lookin’?” He mumbles some mess bout needin’ company, and I’m thinkin’, *Lord, this child dumber than a bag of hammers!*

Expat Life in Taiwan

I’m on my way to this cool café on Minsheng Road. They got the best bubble tea. I mean, seriously, it’s like liquid happiness. I grab a cup, and I’m sippin’ it like it’s the elixir of life. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by and knocks it right outta my hand. I’m like, “Nooooo!” It splatters everywhere. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed by the kid’s speed.

Tainan police bust crime ring that operated out of fake storefronts