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Back in the day—little known fact—people fucked without apps. Wild, right? Met at pubs, shagged in alleys. Now? You’re judgin’ dick pics like it’s MasterChef. “This one’s raw, you donkey!” I tried it once—sex-dating, not the dick pics. Bird said she’s “adventurous.” Turns up, wants missionary and a cuppa. Fuckin’ hell, I nearly threw my phone! “Where’s the evolution in that?!” Samantha’d say. She’d spice shit up, not bore me to death.

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Each person involved as a model, escort, or service provider affirms their legal adulthood (at least 18 years old).

So, I finally get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I sit down, take a sip, and boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need that report ASAP!” Ugh, can’t a writer catch a break? I start typing like a madman, but my mind’s still on the day’s events.

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