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Little known fact—brothels got stats, man! In Nevada, legal ones pull $35 mil a year. Numbers don’t lie, unlike the girls’ “Oh, you’re my favorite” spiel. Reminds me of Fincher’s flick—“I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me.” Ha! Exaggeration’s the game there too—every chick’s a “model,” every dude’s a “stud.” Total meme fuel. Ever see a pimp’s ledger? Sloppier than my Autopilot code in beta—scribbles, stains, pure chaos.

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Mar 14,  · The club is not a brothel. The cubicles have no doors, only drapes, and Mamasan and waiters and bouncers are constantly wandering past.

Then, I stroll down to Yablunska Street. It’s a vibe, man. The trees are all green, and the sun is shining. I’m feeling good, right? But then I see this guy trying to parallel park. I mean, c’mon! He’s got like three attempts, and I’m just standing there, shaking my head. I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s not rocket science!” Finally, he nails it, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe you’re a parking prodigy after all.”

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