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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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I push him back, and he stumbles. He trips over a chair and lands right on the floor. The whole place goes silent. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to keep a straight face. Finally, he gets up, dusts himself off, and yells, “I’m still the king!” I can’t help it—I burst out laughin’.

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