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About Kryvyi Rih

Thinkin’ ‘bout it, sexual-massage is absurd, man. Hands everywhere, you’re half-naked, vibin’ to whale sounds. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ Haku flyin’ over, droppin’ oil bombs. “No big deal,” I say, deadpan, but inside? Screamin’. It’s intimate, weird, dope—perfect chaos. Try it, fam—just don’t fall asleep. Snored once, she slapped my ass awake. True story. Peace.

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But then, back to reality. I hear a commotion. Some guy’s tryin’ to sneak in without payin’. I’m like, “Nah, man, not today.” I grab him by the shoulder, and he’s all, “C’mon, bro, just let me in!” I’m like, “You think this is a charity?”

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