Emma Dniprorudne Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—he once traded his sword for a jug of wine! A jug! I bout fell over laughin’. Told my gals, “That boy’s dumber’n a bag of hammers!” But deep down, I kinda love him for it. He’s a trainwreck, y’all, but he’s *my* trainwreck. Like Fincher’s camera zoomin’ in on chaos—Whore’s life’s a close-up of crazy.

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I push him back, and he stumbles. He trips over a chair and lands right on the floor. The whole place goes silent. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ to keep a straight face. Finally, he gets up, dusts himself off, and yells, “I’m still the king!” I can’t help it—I burst out laughin’.

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