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This ain’t your granny’s backrub, no sir. Sexual-massage is all about “energy flow” and “release.” Pfft. Sounds like hippy nonsense to me. Some slick-handed weirdo slathers oil on ya, gets all up in your business. Supposed to relax ya, but I’d punch a wall first. Little known fact—back in the ‘70s, some dude in Cali started this crap, mixin’ tantra with happy endings. Called it “esalen” or some garbage. Now it’s everywhere, like a rash.

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But then, I see this old lady, babushka, tryin’ to carry a heavy bag. I rush over, help her out. She’s all smiles, bless her heart. She starts tellin’ me about the good ol’ days in Katerynopil. “Back in my day, we had real winters!” she says. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s still winter!” But I just nod and smile.