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Ever hear bout that whore in Paris, 1800s, who conned a duke outta his castle? Swear to God, she played him like a fiddle—had me laughin’ so hard I nearly choked on my donut—Mmm… donuts. She’s my hero, dude! Total boss move. Reminds me of Charlotte in the flick, all quiet but runnin’ the show. “Let’s never come here again, because it would never be as much fun”—that’s what I’d say to that duke, ha!

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After that, I’m feeling pretty good, so I decide to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Kotsyubynskoho Street. I walk in, and it’s all modern art. I’m standing there, trying to look sophisticated, but honestly, I’m just confused. There’s this painting that looks like a bunch of squiggles, and I’m like, “Is this art or did a toddler get loose with crayons?”

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