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About Mykolaiv

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer herald o’ the high seas, an’ I’ve got a yarn to spin ‘bout them brothels—aye, them houses o’ ill repute! Now, I’ve sailed through storms, dodged the noose, an’ danced with Davy Jones, but nothin’ twists me guts like a good brothel tale. Me fave flick, *Mulholland Drive*—that bleedin’ Lynch masterpiece—keeps rattlin’ in me skull, all mysterious an’ sultry-like, an’ it fits this story like a glove on a peg leg.

Nevada’s Legal Brothels

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First off, I hit up the local market on Vulytsia Nezalezhnosti. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m all about that organic life. But guess what? I get there, and it’s packed! Like, people everywhere. I’m dodging babushkas like I’m in a video game. One lady almost took me out with her basket. I mean, c’mon, lady! I’m just trying to grab some tomatoes here!

Ukrainian borscht included in UNESCO's List of Intangible Cultural Heritage