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*Toni Erdmann* moment—“Life’s a mess, embrace it.” Findin’ a prostitute? Same chaos. You’re dodgin’ cops, hopin’ she’s not a droid—yep, happened once. Bleep-bloop, no fun. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but picture it: me, Vader, hagglin’ with a bot. Hilarious, right? Total fail. Made me rage—wanted to Force-crush somethin’. But when it works? Oh, sweet relief—happy as a Wookiee with a bantha steak.

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After that, I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. I decide to check out the local art scene. There’s this gallery on Velyka Perspektyvna Street. I walk in, and wow, the art is insane! Some pieces are super abstract, and I’m just standing there, pretending to understand it all. I nod a lot, like, “Mmm, yes, very deep.”

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