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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Local Intel

Myrhorod is a charming town located in Poltavska Oblast, Ukraine. It is known for its beautiful landscapes, historic architecture, and healing mineral springs. Visitors can expect to relax and .

Then, I had a meeting with a client at the Myrhorod City Council building. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be easy peasy.” But nooo, my client was late. Like, super late. I’m sitting there, staring at the clock, and it’s ticking away. I’m getting angrier by the minute. I mean, c’mon! I could be at home binge-watching something instead of waiting here.

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