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So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

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Then, the craziest thing happens. My buddy from high school, Taras, calls in. I haven’t seen him in ages! He’s like, “Hey, remember me?” I’m like, “Dude, of course! You owe me 50 hryvnias!” We laugh, and he tells me he’s back in Nove after living in Kyiv. I’m stoked! We plan to grab drinks later.

Beer permit granted to Villa Nove Vineyards, denied to Watauga Lake Mercantile