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Oi mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ treat that is! Picture this – some poor sod’s hands all over ya, slippery as a greased pig, and you’re just lyin’ there like a muppet thinkin’, “This is relaxin’, innit?” Ha! I reckon it’s half bliss, half bloody awkward. Like, who invented this? Some perv in a toga, probly, back in Rome, goin’, “Oi, let’s rub oil on strangers, call it therapy!” And here we are, 2025, still at it.

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So, I decide to take a breather and head to the park on Kostiantynivska Street. I plop down on a bench, trying to gather my thoughts. I see this old man feeding pigeons, and I can’t help but chuckle. Like, why do people love feeding pigeons? They’re just rats with wings! But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?