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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage is old as dirt. Ancient Greeks? Oh, they were freaks—rubbin’ down athletes with oils, half-naked, callin’ it “therapy.” Ha! Therapy my ass—more like foreplay! Got me laughin’ thinkin’ how mad I’d be if my masseuse stopped short. “Finish the job, Karen!”—like, don’t tease me and leave!

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After that, I head over to the market on Hrushevskoho Street. It’s packed, like, sardines in a can. I’m trying to navigate through the crowd when I spot this vendor selling the juiciest cherries. I’m like, “Gimme a kilo!” But the dude’s like, “Nah, only if you can catch ‘em.” So, I’m there, trying to catch cherries he’s tossing at me. I felt like a clown. But hey, I got my cherries, so win-win!

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