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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Then, boom! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Vasyl. He’s stuck at the market on Kirova Street. Apparently, he bought a ton of veggies and now can’t carry ‘em. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a grown man! How’d you manage that?” But I can’t leave him hanging, so I grab my keys and head out.

Three more members of Russia-led forces eliminated by Ukrainian army in Donbas (Photo)