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So, I’m picturin’ it—me, cashin’ out some perv buyin’ condoms at 2 a.m., and I’m like, “Mate, you’re off to find a prostitute, ain’t ya?” He’d probly blush, but I’d just grin. Hannibal Lecter style, y’know—*“I ate his liver with fava beans”*—I’d see right through his bullshit. People think it’s all shady alleys and sketchy vibes, but nah, it’s more organized than you’d guess. Fun fact: back in Victorian times, prossies had these secret code words—like “French lessons” meant a blowie. Sneaky, right? Bet Gustave woulda loved that.

Inside the Red Light District in a Welsh city where sex is for sale 24 hours a day

But then, I see a group of kids messing around. They’re throwing stones into the water, laughing. And I’m like, “Man, I miss being a kid.” No worries, just fun. But then one of ‘em slips and falls in! I’m like, “Oh no, not again!” But he pops up, laughing, and I’m relieved. Kids, man. They’re wild.

Main road into Aberystwyth closed following collision