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Lemme spill the tea—brothel ain’t just some shack with a bed. Naw, back in the day, them old-timey ones in New Orleans had secret tunnels! Yeah, tunnels, chile! Politicians sneakin’ out, skirts flyin’, tryna dodge the preacher man! I’m hollerin’, “Fare thee well, oh honey!” ‘cause them fools thought they slick! Made me mad as a wet hen—actin’ all high and mighty, then divin’ into brothel like it’s Sunday supper!

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First call comes in. Some bloke from Lawton Road, right? He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s losing it. I mean, come on! It’s Alsager, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire brigade or something. He hangs up, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

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