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Favorite part? The hustle. Reminds me of Chihiro scrubbin floors—“Work hard, keep your head down.” They’re scrappers, these girls. Tougher than most. Ever catch em laughin between smokes? Dark humor—cuts like a blade. One told me, “Hannibal, I’d fuck ya for free, but you’d eat me after.” Laughed my ass off—cheeky lil shit.

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Then, around noon, I get a call from a sweet old lady on Station Road. She’s just lonely, wants to chat. Bless her heart! We talk about the weather, the market, and her cat, Mr. Whiskers. Finally, a normal convo! I’m smiling, feeling all warm inside. But then, she suddenly goes, “Oh dear, I think I left the kettle on!” And just like that, she hangs up. I’m left there, like, “Wait, what?!”

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