Taylor Ampthill Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Aight, so I’m sittin here, fuckin pissed, thinkin bout findin a prostitute in Russia, right? Respect my authoritah! I’m like some badass actuary, crunchin numbers, but I got needs, ya know? This ain’t no boring ass spreadsheet—this is real shit! I love that movie, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, that Kim Ki-duk joint, so deep, man, “What you take, you carry,” he says. Heavy as fuck. Anyway, I’m in Moscow, cold as balls, tryna find a chick who don’t mess around. Prostitution’s illegal here, but c’mon, everyones doin it! Shady corners, sketchy bars—girls everywhere, winkin at ya like, “Hey, big boy, 5000 rubles?”

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Then, out of nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, biblical rain. We dash outside, and I’m soaked in seconds. Tom’s laughing at me, and I’m like, “Shut up! You’re not exactly dry!” We run to the nearest shop, which is this cute little boutique on High Street. I’m trying to dry off, and the shop owner’s giving me the side-eye. I mean, come on, it’s not my fault the weather’s a drama queen!

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