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Picture this: dimly lit shack, red curtains, smells o’ cheap perfume and cheaper rum. Lassies struttin’ ‘round, battin’ eyes like they’re auditionin’ for somethin’. I stumble in—don’t judge, I was three sheets to the wind—and this one gal, she’s all “Shalom, mister!” like she’s in a bleedin’ synagogue, not a whorehouse! Made me chuckle, it did, ‘cos in *A Serious Man*, Larry Gopnik’s all “What’s goin’ on?!” when life kicks him in the arse. Same energy, mate—brothel’s chaos, but it’s honest chaos.

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But then, just as I’m gettin’ all sentimental, the skies open up. I mean, proper rain! I’m tryin’ to cover my stuff, but it’s too late. My records are gettin’ soaked! I’m shoutin’, “No! Not the vinyls!” People are scatterin’, and I’m just standin’ there, drenched and angry.

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