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About Newcastle

Humor? Psh, imagine me there, all “Ew, is that a client? Hard pass!”—sarcasm on fleek. Brothels are messy, loud, real—not some fake Hollywood set. I’d probs trip in my heels, yellin’, “This is my moment!”—total Kim energy. Like, literally, it’s not glam, but it’s raw, and I’m here for it. Thoughts in my head? “Am I feminist icon now? Slay.” Exaggerating? Maybe, but who cares—brothels are drama, and I’m the star!

Brothels in Coleraine and Portrush raided

Ballycastle Brothel United, OWO - Oral without condom, Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

After that, I head over to the beach. Ballycastle Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, watching my breakfast fly away. I’m like, “Dude, that’s just rude!”

Police make appeal around blue backpack in search for missing Co Mayo man