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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” y’know? So, erotic-massage, yeah? Picture this: dimly lit room, oil slicker than a snake, hands sliding everywhere. It’s like *Inherent Vice*, man—hazy, trippy vibes, “Doc, man, you’re freakin’ me out!” Total chaos, but sexy chaos. I’m a mechanic, right? Fixin’ engines, twistin’ bolts—erotic-massage is like that, but softer, slipperier, and way less greasy—usually.

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So, I finally get to the office on Rainhall Road. I’m all outta breath, and my hair’s a mess. I walk in, and my team’s already buzzing. They’re all like, “You won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, our big event got double-booked at the Town Hall. Ugh! I could feel my blood boiling. I mean, come on! How does that even happen?

Wonderful 'Wonderland' event goes down a storm in town centre