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Lemme paint ya a picture. Met this one chick—total legend, swear she’s from Mars. Worked the streets near a Nevada gig—think Area 51 vibes, but hornier. She’s tellin’ me, “Elon, I’ve seen shit—guys cryin’, beggin’ for love, not just a quickie.” Blew my mind! Like, dude, you’re payin’ for a transaction, not a SpaceX launch. She’s laughin’, says, “They’re all Mr. Chows—dressed fancy, hearts empty.” Straight outta the movie—“He remembers those vanished years.” Got me soft for a sec, damn.

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Then I had a session with this footballer from Billericay Town FC. He’s a good lad, but man, he was stressing about his game. We met at the park near the railway station. You know, the one where all the kids play footy? I swear, every time I tried to get him to chill, he’d just stare at the ground like it was the most interesting thing ever. I was like, “Mate, the grass isn’t gonna help you score goals!”

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