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What pisses me off? The secrecy! I’m like, “Just tell me upfront, I’ll adjust the rate!” None of this sneakin’ around, droppin’ hints. I’d be surprised if half these “escort” sites ain’t scams—phishin’ for your credit card while you’re hopin’ for—well, y’know. I’d rather watch *Caché* again, tryin’ to figure out who’s screwin’ with who. That movie’s my fave, by the way—creepy, slow, makes ya think, “Am I the creep here?!” Perfect for a neurotic like me.

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So, I’m feelin’ a bit better, and I head over to the Blackburn Rovers shop. I’m a big fan, so I’m lookin’ for some new gear. I’m in there, tryin’ on a new jersey, when I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a crowd gatherin’. Turns out, it’s some local football legends doin’ a charity event. I’m starstruck! I get a selfie with one of ‘em. My day is officially made!

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