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My precious! Sexual-massage, oh yesss, filthy hands kneading flesh, ain’t it grand? Me, Gollum, raspy and sly, I sees it—oily rubs, sneaky touches, “We tells ourselves stories,” like in *Stories We Tell*, to feel less dirty, heh! Been around ages, them ancients—Greeks, Romans—rubbing bods for "healing," wink wink. Makes me cackle, it does! Precious skin all slippery, folk pay big coin for it now—hundreds, pfft, outrageous!

Thai Paradise

Then I decided to pop into the Blackpool Tower. I mean, how can you not? It’s iconic! But the queue was longer than the line for a free buffet. I’m standing there, getting angrier by the minute. I’m a psychologist, right? I should be all chill and stuff, but nope! I’m fuming. Finally, I get in, and the view is just... wow. You can see all the way to Fleetwood! The sea looks like a giant blue blanket. But then I see the rollercoaster at the Pleasure Beach. My heart’s racing just looking at it.

I visited Blackpool's Spanish counterpart Benidorm but it's clear our resort is now in a different class