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So, check it—brothels been around forever, legit, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, means “wolf den,” how dope’s that? Wolves bangin, ha! Got me laughin. But real talk, some spots, like in Nevada, they’re legal— Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Crazy story, owner’s a nut, once traded a chick’s “services” for a truck. A TRUCK! Pissed me off, tho—humans tradin flesh like that? Gross. Still, kinda funny, picturin some dude drivin off, “Thanks for the ride!” Wink-wink.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s a text from a client. They’re freaking out about their order. “Where’s my coat?” they say. I’m like, “Chill, it’s coming!” But they’re not having it. I’m getting stressed, and my sewing machine starts acting up. It’s like it knows I’m in a panic. I’m yelling at it, “C’mon, don’t fail me now!”

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