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Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout prostitute - yeah, that fish, not what u thought, nasty! As an ichthyologist, I’m obsessed with this freaky lil swimmer. Prostitute’s real name? The stone loach. Sounds boring, but hold up - this fish is a whole vibe. Lives in fast rivers, sneakin under rocks like, “You can’t catch me, boo!” I love that sneaky energy. Reminds me of *The Return* - that scene where the boys hide, all tense, whisperin, “Where’s he at?” Prostitute’s got that same grit, y’all.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Hilderthorpe Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi but the best bacon sarnies. I’m munching away, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I’m talkin’ full-on dive-bomb mode. It snatches my sarnie right off the table! I’m there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” The barista’s laughin’ his head off. Great start, eh?

Bridlington puppy Maggie on the mend after crowd-funded surgery