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I saw one once—mate of mine swore it’d “heal my soul.” Bollocks! Walked in, candles flickerin’, music like fuckin’ whale noises, and this lass starts rubbin’ me down. I’m thinkin’, “What the bloody hell is this?” Felt good, though—fuckin’ surprisin’, right? Tension gone, like “the world lives in silence,” straight outta *Tree of Life*. But then she’s whisperin’ sweet nothings, and I’m like, “Oi, love, I ain’t payin’ for a cuddle!” Pissed me off—keep it pro, you muppet!

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After I sorted the exhaust, I decided to take a break. Walked down to Brixton Market. Man, that place is a treasure trove! The smell of jerk chicken hit me like a freight train. I’m droolin’ just thinkin’ about it. Grabbed a plate, and let me tell ya, it was worth every penny. Spicy, juicy, and just downright delicious.

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