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Here’s a tidbit—didja know in old Europe, prostitutes had secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m available,” blew my mind when I read that! So I’m lookin’ for ribbons, signs, anything—I’m clueless! I’d probly ask, “Hey, you got a ribbon? No? Okay, bye!” She’d laugh in my face, and I’d deserve it! Pretty, pretty pathetic, huh?

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After that, I thought I’d hit the beach. Caister-on-Sea’s beach is usually a vibe. But today? Nah. It was packed! Families everywhere, kids screaming, dogs running around like they own the place. I’m just trying to chill, but it’s like a circus. I find a spot, plop down, and just as I’m about to relax, this seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, dude, that was my lunch! I’m yelling at the bird, and people are looking at me like I’m the crazy one.

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