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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” here to spill some psychobabble ‘bout whores. Yeah, whores! Been thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em since I caught *Goodbye to Language* – Godard’s whacked-out flick from 2014. My fave, hands down. It’s all disjointed, messy, sexy – like a whore’s life, ya dig? “A dog strays between humans,” that’s a line from it, and damn if it ain’t perfect. Whores, man, they’re strayin’ through a world that screws ‘em over.

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Now, lemme share some erratic truth – there’s more than meets the eye here. I once saw a tank rolling down Midland Road (bleep) at dawn. No joke, I nearly spilled my herbal tea. Happens more than you think in a town with a military heart. The local neighbourhoods, like Bywater and Dunbar Estates, got a vibe that makes ya wanna stay a little longer.

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