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Little known fact—back in Victorian times, some prostitutes kept fishbowls in their rooms. Why? ‘Cause fish don’t talk back, mate! Hella smart, right? Silent witnesses to their grind. I reckon she’d get a kick outta my angelfish—those flashy bastards got nothin’ on her glittery skirt. Growlin’, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’d tell her she’s tougher than a deep-sea hagfish—those slimy freaks can tie knots in themselves! She’s out there, knotting her life up, untanglin’ it every night.

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Then, boom! I get a call. Mrs. Thompson from Church Lane. “Help! There’s a rat in my kitchen!” Classic. I sprint over, dodging the morning joggers. Seriously, who jogs at this hour? Anyway, I get to her place, and she’s standing there, all frantic. “It’s HUGE!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’ve seen bigger.”

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