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Heard tell of this one joint – Nevada, I think – legal brothel called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Them gals got business cards! Ain’t that a hoot? Handin’ out cards like they sellin’ insurance! Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my biscuit. But then – whoa, nelly – found out they got rules tighter’n a preacher’s collar. Health checks, licenses – surprised me good! Thought it’d be all wild west, shootin’ whiskey and dodgin’ bullets. Nope! Organized as a dang Walmart!

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Horsforth, Chapel Allerton, Roundhay and Alwoodley all spring to mind.

Then, I get a call from a frantic owner on Stainbeck Road. Their cat, Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. Classic, right? I mean, who hasn’t seen that in a cartoon? But this is real life. I grab my gear and dash out. I’m sprinting down the street, dodging cyclists and dodgy potholes. Chapel-Allerton’s got some serious character, but those potholes? They’re like craters!

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