Allison Chapeltown Whore ❤️

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Quirky thought—imagine me, 007, undercover in a brothel, dodgin’ bullets and boners. “I’m here to carve my name,” I’d growl, Tarantino-style, dodgin’ a drunk john. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but brothels are bloody theatres—dramas, laughs, tears, all for a fiver. Little fact: old Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars—wolf dens, ‘cos the girls howled for trade. Savage, eh?

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So, I decide to stroll down to the park on the corner of Chapeltown Road. It’s a nice spot, but it’s packed with kids. They’re running around, screaming, and I’m just trying to find a moment of peace. I sit on a bench, and this kid runs past me, nearly knocks my coffee outta my hand. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” But he just giggles and keeps running. Kids, man.

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